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Another of the plethora of slang names for the vagina
Things were feeling loose. I got the feeling that this might have, at one point, been a baby exit.
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come stain on a girls front or shoulder
at mothers meeting at school gate "ooo you have something on your blouse" reply " it must be some baby sick" , as husband drives of to work with a smile on his face !
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A bottom baby is a baby that was conceived via anal sex. Although highly unlikely, it is possible for a sperm to reach the egg while a couple is having anal sex. For example, if the male pulls out when he cums, and unloads all over the females arsehole, some sperm can get into the vulva and thus a bottom baby is created.
If a person ever finds out that they are a bottom baby it is devastating to that person.
Jack: "Hey what's wrong with Andrew, he seems a little down?"
Phil: "Oh he just found out that he's a bottom baby"
Jack: "Poor guy, he must be devastated"
Phil: "Yea..."
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A teen about 15/16 (or older) on Habbo hotel that waist their time dressing up as little babies that mums can adopt thinking they're cute - DON'T FALL FOR IT.
Watch out for baby-looking habbos that speak like: Ewwo how aw wuu?.
BE CAREFUL - SOME ARE MORE THAN HABBO BABIES
For example, Habbo Babies might walk into your or another room - That isn't an adoption!
**EXAMPLE 1**:
(Baby comes in)
Baby: Ewwoish
Non-hc girl: Aww can I adopt you please?
Baby: Nwoo Mwe Nweed Bwetter mwummy. Mwe Nweed HC mwum
Non-hc girl: Okay then
Baby: (to Hc girl) Cwan Wuu Awdopt mwe pwease
Hc girl: Okay then sweetie
Baby: Yway! (FURNI! I'm getting furni)
(At home)
Baby: Mwummy me need fwurni
Mum: No (Kicks baby)
**EXAMPLE 2**:
Baby boy: (goes up to Hc girl) Will Wuu Adwopt mwe pwease
Hc Girl: No Bobba off
Baby: *Gwets'Lwady'to'look'into'eyes'and'hypnotize'her
Baby: Will wuu adwopt mwe NOW?
Hc Girl: Yes'My'Sweet'pea. I will be your slave and mum
(Picks up baby and hugs) <<< DUN DUN DUN! :o
Baby: Cwan wuu gives me swowm cweds?
Mum: Yes my little pumkin of a son
(Trades and puts 500 creds in box)
Baby: Mwummy wure the best
Mum: No you are
(Gives more creds)
Mum: Now those 246 collectables I have...
**EXAMPLE 3**:
(In adoption)
Baby: WAAAAAAAAAAA
Baby: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Baby: WAAAAAAAA
Hc girl: Whats the matter
Baby: *Lwookies awt lwady wieth bwig ewes*
Baby: Will wuu adopt mwe
Hc girl: NO I NEED A HC BABY OKAY?
Baby: WAAAAAAAAAA
(baby Whispers to hc girl)
Baby: I will kweep twying two add wuu and 'Waa' untill wuu adwop mwe
Hc girl: Okay then hunnie
Baby: YWAY
(at home)
Baby: mwummy iwts mwy biwthday!
Mum: Happy birthday *Gives birthday cake*
Baby: Wat? Nwo Pwesent?
Mum: No you can't expect me to
Baby: I'm gwoing bwak two adwoption mwe nwo lwike wuu
(At adoption)
Baby: WAAAAAAAAAA
Baby: WAAAAAAAAAA
Hc-boy: Whats the matter dahlin
Baby: mwe have no mwummy ow dwaddy
Hc boy: I'll adopt you
Baby: Yway Owk
Hc Boy: And if its your birthiday - heres 34 creds
(A week later)
Baby: (pretend to be older) Im leaving dad
dad: Why
Baby: I got creds, Im hc and thats what i came her for
(Leaves and deletes as friends)
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C'mon sweetlips...... take a taste of my baby-batter now honey! OOOOOH...... don't you waste a drop!
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I'm such a whore.. I don't know who my babies daddy is.
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