Ethan Browne

The sexiest beast of all time. He can steal your girl in seconds. He is also God so bow down to this legend

"Ethan Browne is sooooo fit"

brown squirt

When a male drops a load in the toilet while jerking off

Dude, you've been in the bathroom for 20 minutes! Finish your brown squirt and let's go!

brown tickler

a itching sensation located directly on your brown eye. usualy extreme hard to statisfy with normal ass scratching methods and usualy embrassing.

guy 1: mmmm awww shhh mm

guy 2: dude what the hell are you doing

guy 1: sorry dude but i have a major brown tickler over here

guy 2: aww dude your screwed

Mister Brown

My business associate with whom I meet on an almost unchanging basis every morning between the hours of 9 and 11:30 in the toilet. Mister Brown is smooth, sophisticated, and extremely professional. I always feel relieved after doing business with him.

Honey, I need an extremely large magazine. I'm going to be in session with Mister Brown for at least an hour.

Brown “e”

When somebody wastes a whole shitload of brown construction paper and cuts them into the shape of an E, they make brown e’s.

Dummy: Anybody want some brown “e”s?
Person: Sure! (realizes they are actually the letter e)
Dummy: They are the most popular letter out there!

Whizzer Brown

One of the fictional characters from Falsettos. He died. Part of the ship Whizvin/Whizzvin

one gay broadway fan: yo I love falsettos and Whizzer Brown
another gay broadway fan: damn are you okay? he’s dead

Brown Robin

A sexual favor commonly performed by a man on a woman where the man uses his nose to repeatedly jab the woman's fartbox or anus. Only the nose may be used for a properly executed Brown Robin

Justin : '' So im down on one knee about to propose...and she's not havin it...
Matt: '' uh oh, what' d you do then?

Justin: '' well, I spun her around and gave her the old Brown Robin!!!
Or
Nick: '' Last night the wife let me bust a nut all over her time wasting face...''
Ryan: No Shit! How'd you get her to do that?
Nick: '' welp, I warmed her up real good with the old Brown Robin!!!

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