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when discord asks you to give feedback on the call(?) after disconnecting from a voice channel. obviously i will click "don't show me this again"
Discord: How'd the call go?
Someone:
When you are doing, have been doing, or have done something that has led you along a bad path. It’s time to touch back and remember your morals and values, to get a reminder of the basic rights and wrongs of life. American values Apple Pie 101 — you’ve forgotten about all of it, city slicker. You left home an Eagle Scout, you had respect and you knew where you came from. The whole town waved you off with flags. You made it big now all a sudden you forgot about decency and goodness. That old lady with groceries ?Can walk herself across the g d street. It’s time to call mom. You are out of line and none of us can snap you out of it. You are getting too far gone
Louis: “I don’t pay into the system just to have to pay millions for your health care when you are chowing down on fried chicken and…”
Person: “Call your mother, Louis”
The excuse one from the South gives when they are in a snowy region and can't make it into work.
She needs to move back to Florida, this is the fifth incident of her calling out Southern this Winter!
(Whachjecallit)
A word substituted when the correct noun is spontaneously forgotten
Also known as "on the tip of my tongue" or "f**kin..."
Yea I used the What-ye-call-it to hit the thingymbob into the plank of wood
It's when you are up all night on call, completely dehydrated, and your breath is foul as shit. And as you handover to the morning team, flecks of tartar just spray out but you don't care because you're post-call.
"Oh, I'm sorry, I just mouth-farted on your face because I have post-call breath."
A booty call with no sex or fooling.
It was a vegitarian booty call, he came over but she got no meat.
Putting a claim on something, like a seat or TV remote. If you don’t claim it by five minutes, it can be taken. Basically like dibs, but it can be used after you’re already in possession of the subject.
“I’m gonna go refill my cup. I call fives on this seat by the way. Nobody take it.
“Yo I call fives on a slice of that cake”