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A Christian who attends church on Christmas, Mother's Day and Easter only. A play off of AME Zion.
How often do you attend church?
You know to please ma dukes, I'm a CME Christian I attend church on Christmas, Mother's Day and Easter.
The greatest U.S. national team player in history who has the distinction of being labeled a foreign terrorist in Mexico for destroying their little national team every single game
Are you even surprised Christian Pulisic scored yet another game-winning golazo against Pexico? It's just too common now.
An Indian who proudly claims ro be Christian NOT because he believes in Jesus, rather because he wants to be more accepted by white people
Not knowing in this day and age the average joe in America, Canada irn Australia doesn't give a shit about religion.
They give their children western names (Anthony, Johnson, Angela etc.) without realising just because your name js "Matthew", that doesn't mean you look or sound like a Matthew.
Christian Indians look down on Hindus and Muslims even though their ancestors were Hindu prior to the existence of Christianity.
On social media it's common for them to post photos of themselves at Church gatherings or repost generic bible verses as means of pleasing any caucasian friends BUT this usually has a reverse effect as they're coming off as overcompensating.
Jackson: I just witnessed a group of Christian Indians trying to put down a Hindu.
Robert: Yes quite sad, they think that's thr kind of behaviour thats going to win our approval
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When a Christian gets baptized in the holy name of roberto de la santos
I was Christianized in an ocean.
someone who is considered the best at everything; especially sports
Wow! You are such a christian wood at basketball.