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As Malte, Vilmer, and Johan continued their travels, they heard rumors of an evil force that threatened to destroy the land. The rumors spoke of a powerful being named Sauron, who had gathered an army of fearsome creatures to do his bidding.
Knowing that they had to act fast, the trio set out to confront Sauron and put a stop to his plans.
As they journeyed through the dark forests and treacherous mountains, each member of the team honed their powers. Malte's skill with a sword became sharper than ever, Vilmer's love for pulled pork provided him with incredible strength, and Johan's connection to the power of the Onion allowed him to see into the future and predict Sauron's next moves.
Finally, they reached Sauron's stronghold, a massive fortress that stood high atop a mountain. The trio prepared for battle, drawing upon their individual strengths to overcome the dark lord's minions.
As they stormed the fortress, Malte charged forward, his sword flashing in the light of the setting sun. Vilmer followed close behind, fueled by his love for pulled pork, and laid waste to the enemy forces with his sheer strength.
Meanwhile, Johan used his powers to predict Sauron's movements, giving his companions an edge in battle. But Sauron was no easy foe to defeat, and the trio knew that they needed to work together if they were to succeed.
Malte and Vilmer fought bravely, taking on Sauron's minions one by one. Johan, meanwhile, used his powers to find the weak points in Sauron's defenses, allowing his companions to strike critical blows against the dark lord.
Finally, after a fierce battle that lasted for hours, the trio emerged victorious. Sauron lay defeated, his army in ruins. The land was saved from his evil grip, and Malte, Vilmer, and Johan stood triumphant.
As they basked in their victory, the trio knew that their unique powers had been key to their success. Each had played a vital role in the battle, and they knew that their bond would continue to grow stronger with each new challenge they faced.
And so, with the threat of Sauron vanquished, Malte, Vilmer, and Johan continued on their adventures, fighting for justice and protecting the land from all who would do it harm.
A stick figure created by Alan Becker to defeat The Chosen One. He got killed by The Second Coming. He's a really poggers guy and even has Twitter. His handle is @BandsOfVirus. Plus he's sexy too.
Gerald (based guy): Ya'll know who The Dark Lord is? I follow him on Twitter and so should you!
Jonny Silverdick (not based): No
When something starts our really good but then ends up being really shitty and cringey. Like the movie Dark Shadows.
Bruh he totally dark shadowed me there. The date started out awesome and then he started freestyling.
Umbrath is a form of dark seeking, a off-spring of parkour with mixed stealth and dark techniques, it is like parkour but more dark and "sinister", Umbrath is to be mainly practiced in the dark as well as at night. An example of Umbrath could be you trying to gather info/stalk someone in some sort of way, to scout out an area, or to get knowledge or get something you desire. (Or vice versa)
Person1: "Have you heard of Umbrath?" Umbrath/Dark Stealth
Person2: "No? What is it?"
Person1: (says def)
Person2: "Oh cool! Ill look forward to learning it."
The yearly gathering for Slussalos and others who aren't down with the clown, at which the Ice-man serves cotton candy and vanilla flavored ice. Also, dunk violent J, and the tilt-o-whirl of impending sorrow, and the hall of mirrors and glory-holes
"Man, last year's Darke Faire kicked more ass than me at a Jugga-gathering."
Yesterdays dark days might be interesting to talk about, but they dont really matter anymore, which is why removing statues does nothing to change anything now, and history books are as likely to be bullshit as they are to have any facts at all. Whether they are history books that make Europeans look like the good guys, or history books that make black people look like the good guys and victims, theres a lot of bullshit information circulating. Tomorrow's dark days aren't going to matter for a while, so that leaves people with the dark days they're living in, and the bullshit they're living with now.
Dark days are not just a thing of the past that will get better once all the statues and symbols are removed. The reality is just like at one time the dark days of the past were now, the dark days people are living in will one day be the dark days of the past. Nothing has changed because the same race is still fucking with people, the human race.
What will happen if gas prices are not brought under control soon.
Do not confuse dark winter and winter of darkness.