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Someone who hasn't had a boyfriend/girlfriend
It's been 15 years and you still haven't dated anyone your a dating virgin
“National boyfriend day post him!” And “National Girlfriend day I’m waiting to get posted” are both below this NGAFAWYDD!! Because nobody really cares about who you having sex with loser 🤞
“Nobody gives a fuck about who you dating day !!! My fave day!!”
asking someone out on internet or facetime even if you know the mirl is a fucking sin you should never do it, be a fucking bro and ask them out irl ya herd? ight word,
internet dating, im not doing it on facetime, maybe soon tho
a date that lasts longer than normal, maybe 2 or 3 days... Usually involving a lot of long lasting tantra sex.
Yo John, what time did you drop off Jane after your date?
"Nah, man. I didn't drop her off. She stayed for 3 days we were marathon dating!"
a secret prom date, like you may be pretending to be going with someone for their sake, but your secretly going with a more gorgus personnn.
When you go on a date with a women and on the second date you get her pregnant so you make a run for it.
On my second date I got my girl pregnant so I moved to Canada.
life is two dates and a dash
Either breaking up with someone, or not dating them to begin with but stil doing relationship like things with your partner.
“You guys broke up but get you took a shower with him this morning, your ghost dating.