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On any evening in English city centers heavily inebriated girls clothed bizarrely in beach frocks or skirts and heels that would embarrass professional hookers stagger around, fall and lie horizontally in what emergency personnel coming to the scene call the "dead Kat bounce."
Another night, another dead Kat bounce.
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Best Damn show ever, and it is getting canceled !
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Dead Like Me used to be on Showtime in 2003- 2004. It came up with only two seasons... making it not seen by most public. It is the most awesomest show in the world!! Ellen Muth, Mandy Patinkin, Callum Blue, Rebecca Gayheart, Jasmine Guy and Laura Harris are the main characters. George's (Ellen)mom, Joy, doesn't like the word "moist", and her dad, Clancy, is cheating on Joy with a college student. George's sister, Reggie, isn't having a hard time coping with George's death. George, now Millie, at Happy Time, thinks old people are intimidating. Now, on Tuesdays, DLM comes on SciFi.
I love Dead Like Me so much! I wish it never ended! Dead Like Me ROCKS!!!!!
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a evil or very very very very very very very very mad mom or dad
help im being attcked by a dead mom
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when your buddy is passed out on the couch and you use his or her hand to pleasure yourself
last night dub passed out on the couch and i used his hand to masturbate. best dead soldier i ever had!!!
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A shot consisting of 1 part Bailey's Irish Cream, 1 part Tequila and 1 part Red Sourpuss.
Drink responsibly.
Bartender! I'll have six Dead Nigger Babies!
A Dead Nigger Baby on the rocks after a long day of work sure hits the spot!
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It can be something said after a "your mom" joke, but that doesn't mean it isn't true.
And it hurts more when your friend thinks that your just trying to make a comeback, and keeps going...
Jeff: Does your mom want her underwear washed with bleach or without?
Carl: My mom is dead.
Jeff: Should I wash the body, too?
Carl: *beats the shit out of Jeff*
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