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Also known as The Bernard this species is short but somewhat strong. If you call a Dylan Bernard he will put you in an arm lock strangling you but if he can’t he will beat beat his you to death. It is always best to Stay away from the Dylan in its natural habitat, earth. If you engage whilst it is in its natural habitat it will slap you.
Me: “yo Bernard!” Dylan:”I SWEAR TO GOD SHUT UP OR I WILL MURDER YOU!”
Some kid who thinks they are the goat but in reality they are the equivalent to a dumpster. They tend to speak of the smoke but in reality provide none. Spends 100s of dollars on a trash game that nobody plays and also builds houses from his own bricks
My friend Dylan went 0-24 from 3 last night
Dylan is the friend that when you are around with them, you better hope you have an air freshener around to help dissolve the horrendous smell of him.
He is also known as the fat friend of the group as well.
"I thought a skunk smelled bad until I walked past Dylan in the school's hallway."
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Dylan is an absolutely massive faggot and really enjoys sucking dick.
Dylan will steal your boyfriend.
I caught Dylan having sex with my boyfriend!
Dylan is a unit of a man who pulls all bitches due to the extreme length of his penis. Also Dylan is a sexy ass beast who’s a tank at baseball due to his extreme athletic ability. Dylan is way better than your boyfriend and u should dump him for Dylan. When Dylan is around hide ur kids and hide your wives
You see that guy over there pulling all bitches? Yeah he’s a Dylan.