Dylan is an absolutely massive faggot and really enjoys sucking dick.
Dylan will steal your boyfriend.
I caught Dylan having sex with my boyfriend!
Dylan is a unit of a man who pulls all bitches due to the extreme length of his penis. Also Dylan is a sexy ass beast who’s a tank at baseball due to his extreme athletic ability. Dylan is way better than your boyfriend and u should dump him for Dylan. When Dylan is around hide ur kids and hide your wives
You see that guy over there pulling all bitches? Yeah he’s a Dylan.
Dylan is a cute funny guy and if your not careful will break your heart. He can make up stupid jokes to make you feel better. He may seem quiet and shy in class but is really the loudest friend u can have. Dylan keeps his promises no Nader the cost. He is the guy you should be hanging out with
Dylan: Hi/ when u first meet him. Dylan: WASSSSSSS UPPPPPPP/ after a year of knowing him
a boy or girl with an incredibly large forehead, but that's not the only thing (if you know what i mean). I'm saying he (or she) has a very large penis, for the slow people out there. Dylans normally have the most gay people attracted to them, but are normally pan-sexual.
that due over there must be named Dylan, do you see the size of his forehead
A Dweeb
Person 1: Hey you talked to Dylan lately?
Person 2: Yes, He's such a dweeb.