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Emo wannabe

All wannabes are bad, but Emo wannabes annoy me the most. They can usually be seen wearing a band top/hoodie which they don't even listen to, jeans or black trousers, fake Converse or chunky trainers, cheap black & red or black & white stripy gloves, wrist bands (usually checkered) and braclets, stitch band names on their school bags and put badges of HIM and Greenday on their hoodie and/or bag, and if they take their wannabe-ness to another level, they might dye their hair black and/or get a stud. They usually have no knowledge whatsoever of the Emo music and how the whole thing works, but they want to be differant so they turn to the emo crowd. One day they think to themselves: "I want to be cool like that guy" so the next school day the completly change their look and have a go at their friends for because they don't like Emo music, even though they don't know it themselves. In their MSN names, they sometimes display flowers (which usually face down), the letters are "uSuAlLy SpElT lIkE tHiS" and make up a very un-convincing depressing quote. They will also try to be random, which means they'll pretend to find 'cheese' and 'pie' funny.

Scene Kid: So what's your favourite Fallout Boy song?

Emo wannabe: Umm.... the one with that reindeer guy!

Scene Kid: You mean "Sugar, we're going down"?

Emo wannabe: Oh yeah that's what it's called I forgot!

Scene Kid: Haha! You're such a wannabe loser...

by that guy who doesn't like putting his real name in these things September 11, 2006

213๐Ÿ‘ 83๐Ÿ‘Ž


emo music

Sweet god...the amount of definitions that should be saved for the avril lavigne fans...

People use the term emo music as a narrow minded attempt at attempting to categorize emotional music as 'everything that sounds like fall out boy'. It ain't. Here are the genres/musicians that could be referred to as 'emo', 'emo orientated' or perhaps 'crap' if you don't like it.

1980s hardcore/soulful punk: People argue that this laid the base for most 'emo' and it does share very similar qualities to more commercial forms we have today. Catchy guitar lyrics, rough lyrics dealing with love, unhapiness, anandonment, hatred, disullision, longer running times ( unlike all other forms of hardcore punk at the time ) etc. I would cite Husker Du's Zen Arcade as the best example of this era, but Rites of spring are another brilliant band.

Early 90s/90s screamo: As an off-shoot of emo this is included. Bands in the early 90s took emo on to more fast, distorted, screamed and abstract horizons. You can easily recognise alot of this music by these qualities but running times varied alot ( indian summer's track 12 ran for 17 minutes, where as jerome's dream songs ran for much shorter ), lyrics may be intelligible at parts or not atall, there may be huge intros or guitar riffs lasting the majority of the songs thrashed and or melodic. Indian summer, jerome's dream, joshua fit for battle, swing kids are examples. Modern pop punk should not be confused with this genre under pain of death.

mid 90s/90s emo: More melodic and slower than previous forms, 1990s saw the rise of 'indie-styled' emo outfits. Best recognisable by whispered lyrics, drowning guitar riffs, complicated and emotional song meanings. Exceptions to this such as Jimmy Eat World and get up kids resemble the modern pop punk movement far more with more pop orientated fast guitar lyrics, but they are far slower than the previous forms and overall emo followed an indie style. Texas is the reason, Christie front drive, Sunny Day real estate are examples, with jimmy eat world, get up kids, lifetime following faster formats and lyrical styles.

2000s: Pop punk sets the precident in this era with catchy guitar lyrics, simple chorus structure, fast pace, easy to understand songs etc. There does seem to be a modern divide between bands choosing harder guitar riffs and even screamed lyrics ( silverstein, hawthorne heights, mcr, fall out boy ) and others following more traditional pop formats of gentle guitar riffs and softer singing( simple plan, Taking back sunday ). Mcr, fall out boy, silverstein, hawthorne heights, a thorn for every heart, the used, funeral for a friend are examples.

Late 90s/2000s Metalcore: Softer metal dealing with similar topics to emo - love, death, hatred, unhapiness etc. Often screamed/loud lyrics, hard/pronounced guitar riffs, hard drumming. Bullet for my valentine, bleed the dream, it dies today are examples.

2000s screamo: Perhaps as a front against the pop punk movement, bands tend mirror earlier, more hardcore forms of 'emo' with screamo being the most popular. Many little known, quite popular or even established screamo bands exist today following the general format of screamo in the early 90s. Funeral diner, circle takes the square, iwrotehaikusabout cannabilisminyouryearbook ( I had to space that ), emo summer ( who classify themselves as extremo...) are the best examples.

Confused yet?? You should be if you like this stuff, the world just doesn't get people like me and you and nothing should make sense.

Scene Pete: Woooooo I'm listening to emo music, mcr totally kick ass. Black parade pwnzorz.

Emo Dan: Leave me alone I'm listening to Jerome's dream, I want my ears to bleed so I feel pain.

Scene Pete: Zommmzggzgzzbbq!!1111 Screamo??! That is so cool, I want to listen to it.

Emo Dan: Scene cunts.

by X emo tears X April 9, 2007

186๐Ÿ‘ 71๐Ÿ‘Ž


emo dance

Emo dancing is usually spastic. Shaking, bouncing up and down, moving side to side, waving your pointer finger in the air are also involved. Some people lay on the ground and just shake. I guess it's anything that involves moving to the music. One's emo dance is usually chaotic and intense.

Look at that guy emo dance! It's crazy!

by Sylvia January 2, 2004

261๐Ÿ‘ 105๐Ÿ‘Ž


emo emu

1. An emu (see flightless bird) who is feeling particularly sad (see whiny emo)
2. An emu with a sweetass sense of style.
3. An emu who can whail hardcore on a guitar, and cry while singing.
4. Shelby.

"That is an emo emu."

by Shelby March 25, 2005

238๐Ÿ‘ 95๐Ÿ‘Ž


emo elmo

When someone who is nice like Elmo becomes emo and hates the world.

Wow look he's acting rude instead of nice, he's such a emo elmo.

by Coldwheat75 December 22, 2017

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emo erotic

emo characteristics and sexual appeal wrapped up into one sexy "i'll cry you a river and look good while i'm doing it" individual.

think conor oberst.

you are looking very emo erotic this evening, brandon silverman.

by moj March 31, 2005

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emo girl

emos are people who are free and true to themselves and don't give a flying crap what people think about them! im sick of everyone thinking that all emos slit their rists when they don't and they think we are all depressed and screwed up but we're not! its a flipping outrage! People think I worship satain and that I wanna die which is so not true. Emos are individual and unique.

You never see emo girls fighting back much because it's a waste of their time and they can go outside wearing the most bizarre and wierdest things ever and still not give a crap!

by *madison February 18, 2007

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