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The sexual cooking fetish involving two partners in the missionary position on top of a kitchen table. When the male wraps ham around his member and the woman cracks an egg into her vaginal passageway followed by sexual intercourse. When all the ingredients are mixed to the right consistency inside the woman she pushes the mixture out of herself and onto a skillet in order to cook a bountiful breakfast for the couple. Always grease the pan or skillet before cooking to prevent sticking!
After a long night of drunken sex, preparing green eggs and ham with Bonnie was the perfect early morning fix for my hangover.
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Raw eggs are the evil of the universe. For years they have cursed farm workers with their inconsistent lack of piddle. However, there is good news in this unforseen pile of gravel. One might think that placing the raw eggs gently into the trash might help.
Raw Eggs chat:
Raw Egg Jimmy: Hey Raw Egg James, how are you buddy?
Raw Egg James: Shut TEH F*()k up! yo! lol
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This literally refers to a seriously ugly or mangy mongrel. Said to be descrbed this way because of its non-doglike penchant for eating the insides of eggs.
Metaphorically, it can be applied to a person (almost always male) who is out-and-out riff-raff: one of the inbred corps.
Ole Billy Bob was just an egg-sucking dog.
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When a girl masturbates.
HISTORY: On October 3, 2010 a friend and I were watching a cooking show and the woman walked casually over to the counter and said "now it's time to beat my eggs" and we both immediately cracked up, almost peed our pants and had the exact same thought about what that SHOULD have meant. And history is made!
"I gotta go beat my eggs." (gotta go play with myself)
RELATED SAYINGS
hard boiled eggs: girl version of blue balls
eggs Benedict: a girl cheater
western omelet: cowgirl position
he totally scrambled my eggs: he was good in bed
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Any tweet that is completely flabbergastingly humorous and shockingly hilarious, esp. from twitter account fake gold egg.
I'm sorry for interrupting your sermon by sporadically reading a fake gold egg out loud.
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The term for the fluid excreated from the female vagina during ovulation.
"Oh NO" cried Mr. Wroten "Her Egg Drop Soup is on my bald spot"
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While we were cleaning up Easter dinner she asked me to bend her over the table and give her a Cadbury Egg.
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