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It's a word u say when ur really angry at someone, you replace "God" with "F$#k" because it sounds more serious and ur not playing around.
Bastard: Hahaha
Good bastard: I Swear to F*ck stop adding me in that group chat!!
F&M is usually people who can share anything with eachother no matter what it is. They're so good friends nearly nothing can break their bond and normally are often blood related.
-My luvb
M: "What's your dream woman?"
F: "Maybe a woman who really understands me or that i find really interesting or really beautiful"
M: "Oh wow, we're really F&M (Felix & Mateo)"
This guy nuked a female named mercy in a server hosted by the greatest "00lohc" basically CUCKED me.
like a cuck you just "F**lened" me
A complete and utter assh*le. Somebody who will take what he wants and not give two sh*ts about who gets hurt in the process. He is someone who doesn't care about how others feel and he is someone who should never be around kids. Never let a Charles into your life.
Claire: Hey I met somebody named Charles F. and he gave me his number.
Emily: DELETE IT NOW!
Claire: Why?
Emily: He is awful and you need to ignore him. Trust me.
Claire: Ok.
Man plays too many video games, you’ll never believe what happens next... John F kenedy
(Brad is playing video games in white kitchen. Enter Amy)
Amy: Honey, are you still playing that game?
Brad: Yeah, I’m on level 56. Now go away, you’re distracting me.
Amy: Brad, I just got this letter from my doctor. I have nose cancer!
Brad: Gross! I’m divorcing you, but not until my games over.
(Later. In parking garage, Brad enters with suitcase. He sees a Rolls Royce.)
Brad: WOW! That’s an expensive car! I’ll bet the guy who owns that is super rich.
(Amy exits the car.)
Brad: Amy! But, but how...?!
Amy: You see, after you told me you were leaving me, I stole this car to teach you a lesson. So you see, you can’t leave me if you’re dead!
(Amy jumps back in the car and runs Brad down. She gets out and leans over his crumpled body as he dies.)
Amy: So you see, there was no nose cancer, you were the cancer all along.
(Fade to white)
Dhar Mann: Hey Dhar Mann Fam! I hope you liked that message about why you should play too many video games and piss off your wife. Remember, we’re not just sharing videos, we’re changing lives!
A night of frivolity usually unstructured and starting at a bar.
When a group of friends meets at their local watering hole and sees where the night will take them.
"Hey, what are you guys doing tonight?
Not too sure were just going to f the beat."
The f-tard feels no pain, as we taste it (in the sense we mean), and is retard-strong, reducing internal microstate density. The stratification of f-tard order dictates a greater entropy (social degree of disorder) in the surrounding grand scheme. Respect for the "ultimate disabled" is an inversion. Wasted time is what really cripples us, what the time demon, entropy, inhabits and feeds on. The mind is what counts. Conscious awareness is the fourth dimension. Sharing graciously, owing a debt of gratitude for the health we enjoy, the cards we were dealt. I wasn't meant to live.
Fooling with the f-tard is like taking on a midget. You can't win