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The Human Version of a Golden Retriever

A person who makes everyone around them happy, does not do anything particularly complicated or stressful, elicits a smile on the faces of others upon the mere mention of their name, and whom people love being around.

Every group of friends and company needs one. In sports, they are referred to as a Locker Room Guy.

Howard: I swear the only thing good about this job is Andy. Every time I am upset or stressed, I go hang out at his desk and feel better.

Alyssa: Ya, he is The Human Version of a Golden Retriever. Management keeps him around for that reason, to sanitize this shit ass job.

Thomas: Smells like shit, tho

by Mike109999 October 2, 2022


Human Doodlebear

Son E Blac is a Human Doodlebear

Son E Blac is a Human Doodlebear

by Lord Stryker November 20, 2019


Arts and Humanities Scholar

Somebody who hang toilet paper in the wrong way

Look at the toilet paper dispenser, it's seems some Arts and Humanities Scholars arrived in our office

by distress69 September 19, 2018


mini human

A child; a kid; un hijo, mini you, a toddler, etc.

Fuck man! My mini human made a mess!

by Your potato bitch November 11, 2021


Human Animals

Also known as Hamas and its supporters worldwide. Context : in early October 2023, the terrorist group Hamas and its degenerates followers launch a massive terrorist attack on the civilian of Israel using various form of missile strikes and infiltration during period of holiday important to Jewish people. The Human Animal savagely butcher civilian hiding inside bomb shelter, rape and kidnapped countless women and children. In one incident , they massacre attendees of a music festival with the death toll of more than 250 innocent civilian and many women were raped and shot afterwards. In Western countries and around the World, other human animals are celebrating this event through demonstrations with some living garbage offering free cookies to commemorate their victory against civilisation.

Israeli Defense minister: I have ordered a blockage on Gaza . No Electricity! No Food !No Fuel ! No Water ! Everything is closed! We are fighting human animals and we act accordingly !

by K-Anon October 10, 2023


Mel Human

Someone who is lesser and brainwashed by the system. A term that manifested in a dream to symbolize the absolute lowest of the low kind of people. The phrase comes from the word Mel which in simple terms means a separation of classes. If you run into this word in any kind of place you should be alarmed. This term does not come from anywhere you'd like to be. The phrase will always live to haunt me and I've never heard it anywhere but in the dreams I've had with the most malice. The term can also be Mel person or Mel individual.

"You're kind is worthless, you are Mel human beings"
"You don't deserve life you Mel human"
"I wish I could go back to the times where people weren't Mel humans"

by 1nonly_itachi February 7, 2024


human suitcase

when a midget on roller skates wheres all of your clothes, and then you pull them through an airport.

(taken from snl)

Would being a human suitcase be embarrassing or fun? or both?

by duchndlhjcnbcnbchubcejbchue February 20, 2011