Get ozzed

Get ozzed, when you get your head bitten off

Dude chad got ozzed last night like his head got bit the fu*k off. Get ozzed

Get legged on

To be beaten exceptionally in any sense

“ yeah bro he’s gonna get legged on if he’s not careful ”

Getting candyshopped

Witnessing sexual tension or action without wanting to and without any possibility to escape

N : I just walked into his room. L was covered in golden glitter, the song candy shop was on the radio. I think they were doing it!
L : Oh lord, you just got candyshopped!

Text messages

Me : I was sitting on the couch while that horny couple made out right next to me. I think I got candy - shopped so badly...

My friend : Mate, that's getting candyshopped at its finest!

get mopped

Fuck off. You’re full of shit.

“Mop off”

Boss: “Go empty the trash!” “Get mopped.”

“I slept with three different girls last night”

Get mopped.

Get the blue

Action: Being the first person to the shitter in the morning. Usually an office or business setting where facilities cleans the bathroom at night and leaving the toilet clean and the water is blue with cleaner.

Today is a good day, I was able to get the blue before Ben came in and stank it up.

getting neighbored

You've been neighbored when you watch some 5yr old so the neighbors can probably fuck for a few minutes.

Neighbor's text: "Can you watch Lily for a little while?"

You: (reluctantly) "sure"
Your text to your buddy: "yeah, I'm getting neighbored right now"

Neighbors proceed to get a quick fuck on your watch.

getting cupcakes

Having sexual relations with a person younger than you

Person 1: hey dude im getting cupcakes with this girl i met later
Person 2: thats pretty pog have fun

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