Green Wipe

When you wipe your ass and you shit is unsuspectingly green

Dave: "Oi, Mate! I just had a fucking green wipe!"
Mate: "Fucking goody Dave!"

green pope

Someone who doesn't shut up about Esperanto (the esperanto flag is green).

A: "did you know in Espera..."
B:"STOP BEING SUCH A GREEN POPE"

green bin

Green bin- A person who is garbage at everything they do. A run of the mill piece of fucking shit. Being a green bin usually goes hand in hand with having a tiny ass dick and a tight nut sack.

man you can't get any women your fucking green bin

Green Backing

Having sex on a pull table, preferably with green felt.

Last New years Eve party, Katie and I were totally green backing in the den!

Green gobby

Having a mouthfull of partially digested brocolli while giving a blowjob.

Dude, Michelle gave me a brutal green gobby last night. I mean, come one, finish your veggies before you start!.

Seeing Green

Envious; Jealous; feeling envious; feeling jealous.

If seeing red means very angry, well technically seeing green is being envious and/or jealous.

1. He is seeing green on their brand new Nike.
2. Seeing green is not a healthy emotions.

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Green Top

1. The first hit from a bowl of marijuana.
2. A bowl of marijuana that has not yet been hit.

"I packed another bowl, you can have the green top if you want."