Alternative to Go To Heck
Veh: Go To Ham!
Eggman: Oh MY Gulay
The act of suckling a female's vagina with your tongue. Also see: cunnilingus.
Dude, Mike totally should have gotten points on the Big Board for ham fishing that girl from Millersville college.
Only used in the direst of situations, when an extremely rude person is relentlessly insulting you. It is both a powerful offense and defense.
Tommy:'Did you hear what Sarah told Bob? She told him to sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!'
Jessica:'What happened to him?'
Tommy:'His eyes rolled back in his head, his blood fizzed and boiled, and his spine slid out of his anus!'
Type of poop that's about the size of a whole baloney, thick, dense, and heavy.
"I laid down a dookie ham so dense you can see the ribs and fat in it."
- What sort of flavor is this fine meat?
- Nah bro that's the dookie ham I slammed down this morning
When you blam into someone else's ham sandwich.
Dude why did you give me a Ham Blamwich?