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How to use Urban Dictionary

Type in some silly joke or Something dumb;Some random word you think and start the fun!

Yeet - to throw something on full speed
Or something idk just search The Urban Dictionary... Thanks for reading How to use Urban Dictionary

by Asep Bin Udin (Kenziess) July 29, 2022


How fat is your cock though

Because it still seems like you're trying to mythologize evolution to avoid the stark reality that critical fat-cock theory is the one true dating theory to rule them all.

Hym "Really, how fat is your cock though? Cus, I got a million dollars to a bucket of dog-shit that fat-cock regardless of behavior had relatively more to do with sexual selection than anything you have to have to say about it."

by Hym Iam April 10, 2024


how like

Used when asking a question about the abundance of a certain thing.

That hoe got some big ass titties. How like? Like talking bout..

by J tweezy September 13, 2017


How did you get this bored

Go get back to work. That's not a question. OH YOU KNOW WHAT I GIVE UP. STAY ON URBAN DICTIONARY THEN! AFTER EVERY KEYBOARD PATTERN YOU DO, WHAT DO YOU WANT OUT OF IT? TO USE US FOR YOUR BOREDOM? IT'S NOT WORKING! WE KEEP GIVING YOU THE BEST ADVICE, GO. BACK. TO. WORK!!!! BUT ALL YOU DO IS CONTINUE! SO GO AHEAD, LOOK UP SOMETHING ELSE. I'LL WAIT. YOU CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS FOREVER. JUST KEEP DOING IT.

Person 1: How did you get this bored...?
Person 2: DON'T SAY THAT EVER AGAIN OR I'LL GHET YELLED AT BY URBAN DICTIONARY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Person 1: ...ok then have a nice day
Person 2: It's, uh, 10:52pm, my day is over-
Person 1: stfu and go away

by how did you find this February 15, 2022


how to be as cool as dylan

you can’t be. she a whole new level of cool, nobody but dylan can relate. we stam a queen of cool.

How to be as cool as dylan? Nah man, you can’t. She’s dylan.

by totallynotnic June 30, 2018


Asks how to make couscous

A request for information or clarity where the act of asking the question takes more time and effort than using common sense or readily available guidance.

he's asked how to access the wifi again. He's got the same information I do. If he asks how to make couscous one more time I'm going to kill him.

by Spanner16 June 13, 2023


how strange it is to be anything at all

Originally coming from the song “In the Aeroplane Over the Sea” by Neutral Milk Hotel.
But also from a famous YouTube comment stating the user’s same sex attraction to Edward Cullen from twilight.
Now it’s a common reference to the ridiculous and arbitrary nature of oppression and discrimination.

Maybe some thing wrong with me but I feel while watching video Edward Cullen so hot. But I am a boy and will be punished.

How strange it is to be anything at all.

by Diediediedieduemeow July 30, 2024