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I'm better than U-turn

The act of committing an illegal U-turn whilst not giving a fuck.

Motorist No.1: Damn, I need to turn around. No U-turns, huh? Fuck it, I'll just pull an I'm better than U-turn.

Motorist No.2: Wow, what an asshole.

by Gagump May 17, 2009

11๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


babe I'm gonna leave you

Best song ever. It was remade by Led Zeppelin and featured on their debut album. Hear it.

Babe I'm gonna leave you shows how much Plant's voice rocks!

by numandina July 23, 2006

93๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


i'm literally shaking right now

Used when someone is both furious and emotionally upset about something. Usually a reaction of not being unable to emotionally handle not getting one's way with something.

Like omg! I'm literally shaking right now.

by Lumlotus December 9, 2016

135๐Ÿ‘ 39๐Ÿ‘Ž


I'm going to say the n word

You better not

Racist: I'm going to say the n word!
Not Racist: You better not!
Racist: NIIIIG- *Dies*
Donald Trump: No racism in my country.

by Holy Crusader March 6, 2019

27๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


i'm literally shaking right now

An infamous phrase used by your average Tumblr SJW/Feminazi to indicate a person's massive sensitivity and inability to accept reality, which is used as a pathological persuasion method and the additional 'Appeal to emotion' fallacy. It attempts to shame the audience to the point of opposing anything that person is offended by.

Tumblr poster : "This one time, I went to a restaurant, and I was feeling more gender fluid that day so I dressed up in my favorite scarlet dress and went out to eat by myself. As I'm near the entrance, I see a visibly Caucasian (blonde hair, blue eyes, and approximately 6'2) man wearing a MAGA hat approach me and, I shit you not, yell "Fucking f*ggot!" and he punches me in the face. The other males in the restaurant, all visibly Caucasian (blonde hair and blue eyes), cis older males clapped. I just wanted to go out in the real world and have a good time and be myself and this is what I get. I was about to call the police but I'm just so fucking terrified right now. I'm at home right now thinking about ending it all and I'm literally shaking right now"

by SalazarKekistani July 24, 2017

269๐Ÿ‘ 87๐Ÿ‘Ž


swigitty swooty i'm coming for that booty

The action of coming for that booty knowing that you will get rejected.

guy: swigitty swooty i'm coming for that booty.

girl: don't waste your time.

guy: k

by Define scrub November 5, 2015

23๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


where the bros at I'm tryna bend

what you say before doing the thug shaker or turbulence

"Where the bros at I'm tryna bend"

"Dude my grandma's right there what the fuck"

by dedeede June 3, 2023

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