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A fat guy who drives full size pickups with small engines. Compulsive ass talker. Makes $21 an hour. America’s #1 Parts consultant.
“Jimmy drives a V6 Ram, you’d expect more from a guy who makes $21 an hour.”
“You car has 137k miles, you said 67k! Don’t be a Jimmy”
The funniest guy ever but whitest guy ever. A Jimmy is a great bowler. He loves music and the Red Hot Chilly Peppers. He is not the strongest guy ever but he is kinda smart. He has a lot of friends and is kind. He is also really old he has been around for centuries
Old man: hey son can you please turn on the Red Hot Chilly Peppers?
Kid: I would if I was not blind I can't see because I looked at you Grandpa.
Old man: He he he good one.
Kid: I don't like you you are such a Jimmy
Jimmy, What an amazing person the nicest guy on the plant. The smartest, The most hottest
Oh look there is a jimmy how how
A person who is very handsome and strong. Plays many sports such as football and wrestling. Super kind and smart.
A fake person my teacher uses as a “ bad kid”
My teacher: “-Jimmy used his moms credit card to buy a car, after that jimmy’s dad went for milk.”
Jimmy is a caring, loving, sweet, and attractive man, who is quiet and shy, but warms up quickly. He is absolutely badass, and appears non-intimidating, but could totally kick a bear's ass in the forest with his bare fists. He is extremely helpful and courteous of others, and always puts others foward, despite how he feels. He takes up interests in fascinating things, and has a great sense of drip. He is incredibly intelligent and artistic, and loves animals, especially cats. He is an amazing cuddler, and a great person and partner to be with. His upbeat energy to contagious, along with his sweet laugh and pretty smile.
He is outgoing and is determined to get things done, but never worries and frustrates himself with things he doesn't care about. He is a great person to be with, and is a complete bitch magnet.
"There goes Jimmy in his kitten themed sweater, attracting all the hoes."