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When ones partner shits in there hand and proceeds to rub it on the other person while having sex.
Hey babe wanna give me the ole Orangutan job later?
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The excuse a person will use to justify cutting their full-time job down to part-time in order to receive unearned tax payer money to help pay for their personal shit they could of paid for before cutting their hours.
Idiot:Obama said people with Job Lock will now be free from work to produce their dreams!!
Guy: Yeah but if you had the money to pursue your dreams you wouldn't be working full time.
Idiot: No. Obama says you can now cut back to part-time and receive money from the government to supplement your person shit!
Guy: That's fuckin stupid. You didn't earn that money and I got to pay for that!!?
Idiot: Don't you care about me and my dreams??
Guy: My dreams don't include paying for yours asshole.
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Placing the lens of a camera in a girl's vagina and, using the zoom function, proceed to fuck her.
Did you get to finger bang Stacy?
No, but she let me give her a camera job.
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A rusty trombone covered in chocolate followed by a schwing job.
Yo girl, that kenz job last night was hella tight.
Dude that kenz is freaky naughty; she gives those kenz jobs like nobody's business
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When one takes a Chrysler 300 and attempts to customize it's exterior in such a away that it looks like a more expensive car, often a Rols Royce.
Dude 1: Holy Crap! Look at that Rolls Royce!!!!
Dude 2: Its not a Rolls Royce. Just a Rolls-Job.
Dude 1: Oh. Why would someone go and do that?
Dude 2: Because Douchebgs need something to drive besides Hummers.
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walk job when a man sits in a bathtub and puts just the head of his dick above water he then grabs a fly and pulls its wings off and places it on his dick head. the fly will walk around the edge of the water
i was taking a bath when a fly flew close enough to me that had the rare chance to perform a walk job on myself.
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The fantasy of inserting your penis into a horseshoe, previously worn by a pony, and held by a character from My Little Pony.
I had the craziest dream last night; rainbow dash gave me a clop job
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