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The new mnemonic for memorizing the planets in our solar system in order away from the sun. Until recently, the mnemonic was My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pies, but since Pluto was eliminated from the list, "pies" no longer fits.
Grade School Kid 1: I have an astronomy quiz tomorrow, but I don't know the planets in order!
Grade School Kid 2: Dude, it's just My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nougat. Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune!
Grade School Kid 1: What happened to Pluto?
Grade School Kid 2: Psh, Pluto is so pre-August 2006.
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Usually said to someone when it appears that they have a boner.
Said to embarass/draw attention to said person
Banana can be replaced with a multitude of things, i.e cucumber, pencil, roll of quarters, mint container, etc.
Guy 1: *walks into room*
Guy 2: Hey is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Guy 1: *looks down*
Everyone: *Laughs*
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i just wanna get high with my lover
i just wanna get high with my lover
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1) Mainly referring to when you shoot a basketball and the ball bounces around the rim numerous times before going in.
2) When riding a BMX bike in a bowl at a skate/bike park and you have a very good run.
3) Referring to when you eat a bowl of any chocolaty cereal at an incredibly fast rate.
4) When you literary shit on a toilet bowl at a females house.
May also be used as "you just shit all over tat toilet bowl bitch(s)"
or
I just shit all over that toilet bowl bitch
4) Jesse: "Yo Antwan did you hear what Wyatt did?"
Antwan: "No. Why what did he do?"
Wyatt: "Man I just shit all over that toilet bowl bitches."
*Rachel love comes home to find a steamy shit on her toilet bowl.*
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A popular catch-phrase from the television show The Simpsons. It is a road safety motto, and rhymes. A very appropriate phrase to graffiti on books, school desks ect. Also a piece of poetry that can be used to impress an english teacher.
Just walk don't run drink juice yum yum
Just Walk,
Don't Run,
Drink Juice,
Yum Yum.
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The ultimate comeback, used by both men and women, becuase there is abseloutly nothing to say back to it.
Person 1Fuck you, dickhead
Urbandictiionary reader Your just pissed becuase i fucked your dad
Person 1 ....uh....
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You just searched your self up on urban dictionary and now you need help
1. delete your search history
2. go to your therapist
don't forget to tell him/her that I sent you there
Person1: Help I just searched myself up on urban dictionary! What do I do?
Person2: Just search "help I just searched myself up on urban dictionary".