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When one simultaneously turns the lights off in a room, and pulls their scrotum over a high intensity flash light. The result is everyone in the room immediately locking eyes with your glowing orbs.
When Larry did the New Richmond Night Light, it really lit up the room.
A traffic light that turns from yellow to red just as you get there and causes you to have to wait until the signal runs it's full cycle before it is your turn to pass. Seemingly stays red forever.
Usually at an intersection that includes turn arrow signals for cars making left turns.
Full-cycle red lights are commonly experienced while lost in the city. See the Law of wrong way.
I would have been there on time, but every intersection I came to was a full-cycle red light. Consequently, I was 15 minutes late for the Boss's meeting. FML.
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Like regular Pabst Blue Ribbon but not as "heavy". May or may not be as "hip" as original PBR.
person 1: "Where did you get that pabst blue ribbon light?"
person 2: "At the beer store. It was just at cheap as regular pabst."
person 1: "Cool. I guess?"
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The Type of Light that Prevent white people from leaving.
White people Bring other white people where ever they go.
Karen These white people Lights are so good we can’t Just Leave
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A nigga who is good looking and who only lives in ATLANTA and He Either mob or crip and his name either start with H through W
Cheerleaders:Hey do you see that light brown skin nigga he so sexyyy
Coaches: light brown skin Nigga get away from my cheerleaders
Ligh brown skin nigga : 🖕🏾
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A female that just doesn't get it, no matter how simple you put it.
It turned out the girl I met at the party last week was a "burnt out light bulb", Dumb as a door knob.
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Movie made in in the late 80s, available for free on most free on demand channels on dish and cable. Plots features 2 cops, one of which is the main character, who is fucking his cop-buddys wife of which there is one scene of a barn-fuck and then the criminals who had escaped from jail kill both the mistress and the cop buddy and hold hostage the family of our hero.
Faced with a dilemma and out of bullets, he resorts to going to the shed where he pulls out his bow and arrow, welds a mask and body armour out of a shovel's head and proceeds to dominate the said criminals in a robin hood style matchup.
bob- Man i watched Don't turn out the light last night
sally- any good?\
bob- nah, it was terrible, unless you want a softcore porno, and even then its not very good.
sally- then why did you watch it?
bob- it was free on my ondemand channel.
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