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When you awake from a casual nap and notice the terrible, weird taste in your mouth. It feels chalky and taste raunchy.
Who jizzed in my mouth while i was napping? I fucking hate nap crap mouth!
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a sexual partner that loves shitter to the spitter penetration without the benefit of soap and water of a handiwipe
Jill is such an ass to mouth whore that she looked like she had chocolate velamints for teeth when I was through with her.
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Penis in Mouth Disease(PMD) is often caught by homosexuals and other promiscuous beings. It happens by being exposed to the male reproductive organ too often. After many years of exposure, there is no stopping the need for penis in ones mouth. This is the point of no return. If caught early, it can be treated.
Example 1: Ayy bro, you know that Sarah chick? Yeah, just found out last night she's got the Penis in Mouth Disease. My cocks gonna be limp for days now.
Example 2: So I was at the bar and some dude asked me if I wanted a BJ. I'm like, I'm not into that kind of stuff. It didn't stop him. I later found out he's had Penis in Mouth Disease for 13 years now.
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A kick ass band that is considered "gay" because their first single was an awesome version of Madonna's "Music"
Inside his thoughts are dirty!
HE'S GOTTA WANK IT!
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A phrase which describes one's feelings of pure desire and/or support when paired with a given subject.
Conversely, "Get Out Of My Mouth" describes a general feeling of disdain and disapproval.
"Oh my god. Lady Gaga and Madonna, GET IN MY MOUTH. Then mix in my stomach to create beautiful music that I may dance to"
"In n Out Burger!? GET IN MY MOUTH"
"Ew, Sean Connery? GET OUT OF MY MOUTH".
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The vagina
She loves it hard in the sideways monkey mouth
To dominate or get over on someone. To take advantage of.
Man, you got those cheap shirts from the dollar store. And selling them on the internet for double the price. You tearing their mouth out.
That dude paid, $10,000 for that car with 179,000 miles on it SMH.. Yeah, he got his mouth torn out!