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Former vocalist and keyboard player for the Doobie Brothers. After his time in Doobie Brothers he continued to make sexy music in a solo career and is officially the first white man to sing more soulfully than a black guy. He’s known for his signature beard and hit songs such as, “I keep forgettin”, “I gotta try”, and “what a fool believes”.
Black guy 1: “wait a minute, this dude Michael Mcdonald is a white boy!?”
Black guy 2: “Yuh G, he’s putting my niggas to shame”
A kind hearted guy. Always has the best intentions.
There are 2 types of Joseph Michael
1. The sweet, funny, super sensitive kind who are immature, irresponsible, and don’t take care of themselves yet really care about people they love
2. The always bright and smiley kind who are super respectful, funny, smart, and handsome. Makes you want to never leave their side
I have to choose between 2 Joseph Michaels. I didn’t realize my boyfriend was the first type until after we started dating. I’m in love with a 2nd type.
not being able to choose between many options and therefore doing them all
Do you want to pull a Michael?
The act of ejaculating on the testicles of a man called michael
Person 1:"I met a man named Michael"
Person 2: "Oh yeah? How'd that work out?"
Person 1: "we did a Michael deesenuts"
Probably the greatest novelist since Shakespeare. He wrote such cultural works as: Loki serial. The series is so plot complex that Michael applied the element of surprise to not making Loki's series about Loki. Michael also has super powers such as making you want to run against a wall every time he speaks because it's too brilliant for your brain. It has many nicknames, for example: Microwave Wallpaper, Microsoft Windows or Microwave
Walnut. He is also the owner of the most sexy mustache in the world.
A: Hey, do you know Michael Waldron? B: yes! He is an amazing writer and I look forward to his book on Accepting Yourself Through Another Form of Yourself
A crazy eccentric man who stops at nothing to achieve their goals.
You hear about that John Doe character yesterday?
Ya he was quiet the Michael Orlando.
In the brewstew lore, he's known as Michael's stepdad. He's an abusive father, calling Michael FS (fake son) while calling his daughter RD
Michael's stepdad: Ah what the hell?! RD why do you keep saying that?! Fake son, get your ass over here.
Michael's stepdad: Did you teach Tabitha this dolphin dick?
Michael: Uhm no. I don't even know what that is
Michael's stepdad: where the hell did she hear it from?!
Michael: I don't know, we go to Kmart a lot, maybe she heard it here
Michael's stepdad: God damn it, FS! You're getting 10 across the ass!
From Brewstew - little sister