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n. A system set up in North Carolina in which a father of a child pays money to the child support division and then goes to the mother of the child. The mother then uses the support money on herself such as steak houses and passion parties. A significant amount of these types have been found in western North Carolina particularly uneducated mothers that stopped working after the child was born. These mothers typically take advantage of the welfare system and have their families pay for their rent and bills, while the father pays child support which is non-reportable, the mother then demands more money or the father wont talk or see the child.
Courtney's father pays child support/ mother of child support knowing it does not get used for Courtney.
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A phrase used when you can see dark clouds in the distance, esp. in summer.
Used in North West England, and possibly other places as well.
"Nice clear sky, isn't it?"
"It's a bit black over Bill's mother's though."
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The people on this web sight that leave serious definitions to funny ass words. Also known ass, ass clowns, pillow biters, and the more pc verson squares.
"God damn that was one dumb ass mother f*cker that left that responce!"
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The BLU SCOUT goes into smoke and, once out of it, he is revealed to be the RED SPY. He is now behind the BLU SOLDIER and BLU HEAVY with his knife above his head
RED SPY:
Right behind you!
As we see the "Team Fortress 2' title card, we hear the BLU SOLDIER and BLU HEAVY being stabbed and dying. The title card then disappears and, as "Chou-Fleur" begins to play in the background, we see the RED SPY sliding the pornography to the side, now revealing a less vulgar picture: The RED SPY and SCOUT'S MOTHER holding hands on a balcony. The RED SPY picks up the photograph
RED SPY:
Ah. Ma petit chou-fleur.
The RED SPY now leaves the scene as the screen fades to black
well off to visit your mother! is a noun adjective conjuntion libtard liberal wewe poopoo
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(n.) An ex-boyfriend of your mothers trying to bum his poor-ass into your house by claiming to be your father.
"I'm the dick yo mama used to ride!" Said the bum
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a way to address a room full of people, in a public and/or private place, perhaps after one of those " i just don't give a shit" days.
scene: walking into the break room after you've realized the last 4 hours you've been working have produced nothing but shit.
enter room:
person 1: hey bill whats going on
person 2: bill, BILL, billy boy!
person 3: hey billy
bill: (mumbles) yeah um hum... WHAT'S UP YOU MOTHER FUCKS! hows your day asshole? Mine's turned to shit how about that? :promply walk to the vending machine grab your snack in the midst of the silence and go outside to smoke:
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When you are such a badass at your profession that you "mic drop" all of the dumb fuck managers and pussy ass industrial bomb making, scratch n sniff engineers. Strapped with a .357 you don't ask questions or take names, just drop ninjas on the lawn off of your Cub Cadet.
I.T.: we need you to stay over and fix this drying tunnel, it's not communicating.
MFKCK: Go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself. Better yet, go blow your dad faggot. I'm the Mother Fucking Kike Cunt King bitch! ( mic drop).
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