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A glass mud table is a foreplay action upon which one person sits above a glass table, while the other lays underneath it watches the other defecate on the clear surface above them resulting in sexual arousal
Hey babe I've gota go, let's do the glass mud table
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This is when a person is pooping and blowing a guy at the same time. Like a blumpkin but much different.
I just got a Mississippi Mud Hug and I am not sure how I feel about that.
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It's when one has their significant other drink/eat laxatives, and perform anal sex until you feel the pressure, then when you do pull out fast and move. That is how you do the Montana Mud Rocket
"Dude Sally and I performed the Montana Mud Rocket"
"Bro that's gross"
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While having sex, You shit into or on a girls vagina and you then shove the shit down her vagina with your penis.
Bro I just gave that girl a Louisiana Mud Bath and now my dick is covered head to balls in shit.
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When a man urinates into one's anus while his cock is simultaneously shit on by the receiving participant directly over a coffee cup. The watery shit piss concoction drips and accumulates in the cup, allowing for a mud like texture at the the bottom. This collection of watery shit piss is then shared as a beverage by both parties.
Had a peruvian mud coffee with that girl from Friday night
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when you’re giving a rim job and the girl takes a shit right in youre mouth
bro that girl was so fine! she even gave me a minnesota mud monkey
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The act of pouring olive oil into a person’s anus and then quickly inserting your foot as far in there as you can.
Karen: “Last night Jon gave me a greasy mud boot. It was amazing”
Jen: “I wish my man would do that”
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