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The girl eats sausage while the guy goes down on her "muffin"
I'm so full. I downed three sausages while we did the German muffin .
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a vaginal fart that smells like shit!
u fuckin queef muffin!!
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The 1337est clan ever on newgrounds.com. Totally 0wns the clock crew.
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n.
A unusually long , cup-shaped bread like food stuff, often sweetened and containing hair.
Often referred to as Tarn or T.
'may I rub my head in those Tanya muffins'
'make sure the CCTV of Tanya muffins and me is deleted'
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The roll of flesh that appears over the waistband of a tight pair of trousers / skirt. Akin to the overhang out of the top of a muffin case.
I know I don't look fat but my fucking trousers are tight and I've got a right old muffin curl going on (Asquith, 2005)
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Michelle : Oh Mark I sure did miss your hard dick inside me Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Mark : Oh Michelle I sure did miss your soft pussy YEE! YEE! YEE! (splat) OOPS!
Michelle : OOPS! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL?
Mark : Oh nothing just a little Crud Muffin come on let's cuddlefuck!
Michelle : LITTLE IT'S THE SIZE OF A SOFTBALL? You pooped a Crud Muffin on my leg while you was pounding my pussy! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BED!
Mark : Uh I believe this is our bed and I want to cuddlefuck!
Michelle : Uh we are divorced and this is my bed GET THE FUCK OUT!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : And take your god damn Crud Muffin with you! (splat)
Steve : Hey Mark you look so sexy with that Crud Muffin on your face Mmmm!
Mark : Wow Steve thanks! (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : MARK WHY THE HELL IS SOME GUY LICKING YOUR FACE AND RUBBING YOUR COCK!
Mark : I don't know but it feel's kinda nice! (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : GROSS! Im calling the cops!
Steve : You know Mark in prison you can get fucked in the ass and blow Crud Muffins everywhere!
Mark : Wow that sounds kinda nice! (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : Hello Police two gay guy's broke into my house and there are Crud Muffins everywhere!
Steve : Mmmm! Crud Muffins! (wink)
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