Becky with the good hair

Some hoe Jay-z cheated with

Beyonce fan 1: I hate you more than Becky with the good hair!
Beyonce fan 2: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT!!!

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rad hair day

When you wake up and your hair is just plain awesome, all on its own, for no particular reason. No matter how much it rains, you sweat, or you get punched in the face, your hair remains rad until the end of the allocated 24 hour period.

Dude I'm totally having a rad hair day. We just experienced a Jumanji-level stampede and I still look like David Hasselhoff.

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air hair lair

The phonetic spelling of "Oh, hello" when spoken in a posh British accent.

Charles: Air hair lair, Geoffrey!
Geoffrey, Air hair lair, Charles. Nice to see you!

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bad hair life

when you never have a good hair day

I keep hearing people talking about having a bad hair day. Well, I have a bad hair life

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Becky with the good hair

A white girl that has:

a. gotten on your nerves
b. had sex with your man (or in Beyonce's case, her husband, Jay-Z)
c. taylor swift
d. all of the above

"You better call Becky with the good hair" - Beyonce (from her song "Lemonade")

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Make out Hair

Amazing hair that one could run their fingers through while making out.

Boy: Wow that girl has amazing make out hair. I want to make out with her just to touch her hair.

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Cuban Hair Dryer

The action of expelling a large flatulence whilst recieving felatio, causing the givers hair to be wafted outward as if they were using a hair dryer! R

Dude, Kim was giving me the greatest head known to man, I was in such a state of euphoria, I let one slip and totally gave her a "Cuban Hair Dryer

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