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When you get spiked at a gig lose your phone and become compus mentus with the spunk of 5 guys dribbling out
Whose dude I was violated last night I think I was Handy Andy 5 d
When you get matching thigh tattoos of Wild E Coyote and Roadrunner with yer old lady so that when you hit her from behind it looks like they're chasing one another.
Nathan: "I wish I'd thought about getting that Hoss Station 5 sooner. It's the best idea I've had since trying to hook up with some guys hoss."
Police officers tapping into phone calls, to get evidence of illegal activity, due to suspicious activity
5 - 0 Tapping in, gone fishing for 3 months
*Cops be listening, gonna lay low for a few months*
It's Fur-Day 4 but you have to speak "furry" e.g. "English" is pronounced/written as "Engwish"
Furry: It's fuw-day fiwve (fur-day 5) today!
Person: Ohw now
Also spelled zero out of five Kripkes, or 0 out of 5 Kripkes, is slang for Sour Patch Kids Cereal coined by Ted Nivison.
Mom: I'm sorry son, but I couldn't find any 0/5 Kripkes at the store.
Son: That's alright. I've heard they're pretty bad anyway.
Mom: I can probably order them online. I want you to have the best breakfast possible, sweetie!
When you drop a food on the ground, you have 5 seconds to pick it up before the germs come on it. After you do this, you blow or wipe off the food and eat it. This doesn't apply to sticky foods and dirty floors.
*drops food*
*Frantically picks it up*
"5 SECOND RULE"
*Blows and eats*
When you are in between houses and you are living in a motel/hotel, its called a five day apartment. Not to be confused with vacationing in a motel/hotel, Five Day Apartment applies only to when you live in a hotel/motel without a real home to return to. NOTE: Five Day Apartment applies to any period of time, from one night to months on end.
I moved out of my house, but I can't move into my new place for a few weeks. I guess I'll rent a 5 day apartment.