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(1) The period after an erection in which a man's member/phallus is semi-turgid and not quite yet flaccid. Generally, the penis is accompanied by one or more slightly visible veins.
(2) Double entendre (bone=sex): The ten minute period after a ejaculation/intercourse/masturbation session.
Dustin: Wow, you've got kind of a bulge goin' on down there Andy!
Andy: Yeah bro, I was just in my dorm room with this chick named Tatiana. I'm fresh off the bone!
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Alex: what are you drinking there, buddy?
Tim: bone hurting juice
Alex: what's that?
Tim: ouch! My bones!
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A common spelling error of the French term "Bon Appétit" that is commonly used as a salutation to a person about to eat.
"Dinner is served, worms and cretins. Bone apple teeth!"
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Tacos without cheese,is like porn without bones!
A bone marrow baby is when "alt girls" or "kam girls" use their bone marrow to make a baby.
how long can they survive?
Answer: not even one week and he/she/alien gone
What do they look like?
Answer: imagine a human with 5 eyes, 9 arms and 1 leg with 4 tongues
the mom: Hey! Say mommy.. say mommy....
the baby: &@^$9284&@(@*/2(@93&55*
the mom: oh sweetie you will learn more words 🥰
the baby: €✓¥´×€{₩`ו€¥`02848
*after 4 days*
mom: *screams* WHY DID HE DIE?!
some guy: bone marrow babies am i right? 😂
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When having sexual intercourse with a young tramp from behind, next to a window. Then you tag your friend in to take your place. You leave the room and go to the window and wave at the tramp.
"So I was giving this chick a clone bone and she said no wonder it got better all of the sudden."
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The intentional misuse of a meme template for comedic purposes.
The phrase originally spawned from an edited Winnie the Pooh parody four-panel comic about Winnie eating Tigger's grandfather's ashes.
"Dude, look at this edit of the loss.jpg comic. They made it look like the girl wants to take a shit real bad. That's bone hurting juice content right here."