The one in the hole

Edgar

Edgar is the one in the hole

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lucky one

the person in the relationship who is of greater benefit. they are so in love and believe that they are of the most fortunate amongst the world. He is loving, caring, protective and always fails to do something wrong.

Kirstin is the lucky one in the relationship. Her boyfriend is the best thing any girl has ever laid eyes on.

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one word

Thank you.

Kevin Rudd: "i have one word to say, thank you."

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Beaching One

The act of sitting on the toliet backwards,facing the tank and taking a crap. The fecal material will be deposited in the bowl, above the water line, resulting in a very aromatic deposit. Secondly, when flushed, the water from the bowl will not be in the proper alignment to wash the offending turd into the drain, leaving it to dry and stain the bowl until some poor bastard has to physically remove it.

The boss pissed me off this morning, so I decided that beaching one in the executive washroom just prior to his morning movement was the perfect revenge.

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Cone-In-One

Jut like Golf’s “Hole-In-One” being the ultimate and sought-after shot, the Cone In One follows the same concept but within the marijuana smoking world.
A Cone-In-One is the ultimate toke, the ultimate cone punched. This one single cone eradicates the need for any more smoking because you’ve reached meltdown stage. Once it has occurred you can pack up your gear and ride the snake…
Cone In Ones can come planned or by surprise, although, it is possible for one to master the art of packing the cone-piece to achieve a perfect cone-in-one toke.

Whether a successful cone-in-one was achieved can differ from person-to-person as each person’s state of brain meltdown can be different from each other. But the defining outcome is always the state of meltdown.

*Cone In One’s are best achieved in evil homemade bongs such as Waterfall bongs.

R: Bro, I got absolutely smassshheed the other night. I rate it one of the biggest meltdown's ever... I think I saw my last brain cell jump out of my ear!

S: Yeah? How many cones did you punch?

R: Just one bro! One!

S: Hahaha! A Cone-In-One...

R: Fuck yeah.

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The left one

The ball that is always hit and hurts like a bitch, generally happens in sports.

****! Its always the left one!

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A fat one

One living entity of large volume especially in the measurement of weight.

"Over there, she's a fat one alright!"

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