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When a cat is cleaning its ass with one back leg high in the air and the movement back and fore makes it look like a front paw is bowing a stringed instrument; that is playing the bum-cello.
JESUS CHRIST puss, don't go playing the bum-cello on my pillow!
to stimulate ones ass with toys, fingers, tongue, penis, or any other foreign object grabbed in a time of passion and being fully stimulated to the fullest
i had some awesome total ass play last night
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When you are having sex with a female and you spit on her back to make her think you just cummed. She will then turn around. You splooge in your hand and throw it in her face.
Sally got extremely pissed last night when I completed the third Play Action Pass of the evening.
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If the girl is old enough to have 'grass on the field' than she has reached puberty and has pubic hairs, making her 'game'.
"is your girl old enought?"
"Hey... if there is grass on the playing field, then play ball"
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One who "plays for the other team" is gay.
Basically if someone were to say "she plays for the other team" it would mean she plays for women who like women not women who like men. It's an expression to say someone is gay men (They don't really have their own term to my knowlage) plays for men who like men or Nb who like men, lesbian plays for women who like women or Nb who like women, or skoliosexual plays for nbs that like nbs, or nbs that like men/women
"I have a crush on Ivan"
"Sorry, it's not gonna work out... He plays for the other team"
"Oh well that's too bad"
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In short, "Playing Gran Turismo" refers to driving while high, or blazed, if you will. The effect of the weed gives one the impression that one is indeed playing the popular video game Gran Turismo.
Guy #1: Nice Bowl, bro.
Guy #2: Lets go cruising. I wanna go Playing Gran Turismo.
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Code word for masturbation.
Jackie: So I heard James was playing temple run to the thought of Finny's nipples.
Me: That's perverted.
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