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Feces left in the water tank of a toilet.
Frank was so nasty! He left a penthouse poop for Mom to clean up!
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The time shortly before one has to poop. The urge may begin to set in and is accompanied by very smelly farts.
Man do my farts really stink...I must be in poop purgatory!
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Can also be a group activity, especially at a workplace where an initial coworker starts off a standard dump but does not flush. The initial worker then inspires coworkers to continue to add layers to the 'lasagna'without flushing as to surprise the custodial staff or the workplace prude. It is virtually unpunishable given bathroom and privacy laws.
The poop represents the meat and cheese layers, while the toilet paper acts as the noodle. When done as a group effort, the heterogeneity of layers offered by various diets makes the poop lasagna a true workplace team building activity.
The guys on third shift really bonded last night by making a poop lasagna that went past the lid.
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1) T.P. your roommate stole from work, and acts like she's making some "big contribution".
2) Something your new roommate uses a lot of.
3) A "safe" form of contraband you can use to hit your new roommate in the head with.
1) My roommate acts like she's some kind of 'bread winner' bringing home all that stolen poop eraser
2) My new HOMELESS rommate is in the bathroom again using up all the poop eraser.
3) As my roommate sat their on the floor watching cartoons, I held myself back from giviing her a 'blow to the back of the head' with some good old poop eraser.
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The mysterious kid (or adult O_O) back in Catholic elementary school whose M.O. was to purposely miss the toilet.
One day the crap was on the front of the toilet seat, the next day it was on the floor next to the toilet, etc.
The kid who shat in the urinal may have been the poop kid, but he could have been an unrelated suspect.
The poop kid was never identified...
Day 2: "The poop kid struck again!"
Day 4: *Kid runs out of a stall* "... I think we caught the poop kid!"
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(n) What happens when you are pooping in a toilet with less water than usual, and the poop pokes out of the water, thus forming an island. Usually has some trouble flushing.
Crap, my island poop won't flush! *gets ice scraper* That should do the trick.
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