Rule 368

The bro code states:
Rule 368: Don't ever date your boys ex.

Man #1: Yo! Did you see John with Hannah he broke rule 368!
Man #2: Yeah hes a snake!

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Rules of Renovation

Rules of Renovation is a real estate class co-founded by Hilary Farr, from the HGTV show, "Love It Or List It". At Rules of Renovation, you will learn design tips from the best, making you an interior design expert!

I'm so glad I went to the Rules of Renovation class. Now I actually know how to renovate my bathroom.

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the mastermind rule

The rule that the current activity takes priority over another pending activity, derived from the BBC quiz show Mastermind's catchphrase "I've started so I'll finish." The rule can be invoked at any point during the activity, but is not necessary should the alternative be more favourable.

Jon Humphreys: What is the capital *beep* - I've started so I'll finish - of Namibia?
Contestant: Windhoek

Miles: Can you pass me the kingers so I don't have to map out, actually I''ll invoke the mastermind rule as I've started so I'll finish.

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0.5% rule

The phenomenon that denotes the homosexual rule. A rule that decides if you are either straight or gay-

1. If you define yourself as 100% straight = you are 100% gay.
2. If you got 0.5% gayness in you = you are 100% straight.

- "Hey bro, wanna touch my dick?"
- "Ew wtf, no dude" = 100% gay

- "Hey bro, wanna touch my schlong?"
- "Hell yeah bro, gimme that (no homo)" = 100% straight

0.5% rule

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Rule 51

Rule 51 states that there will always be even more screwed-up things on the internet than anything that you had just seen.

Rule 51 basically means there will always be something worse than what you just saw, no matter what it is, there will always be more.

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Rule #2

If you find a lobster in the street dont hug it

Always follow rule #2 never for get that you cant hug the lobster it will clip your tits

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The Rule of Three

1) The rule of three is the rule that controls how and when celebrities die. If one celebrity dies then two must follow or the universe will become unbalanced. This is why Betty White has not died.

2) The rule that things that are written in threes are generally more funny, more satisfying, and effective

Example 1

Dude 1: did you hear about that 911 dialing cat dying?

Dude 2: ya I did! I wonder what celebrities will be next! The Rule of Three always keeps me on my toes!

Dude 1: I hope its Tracy Morgan.

Dude 2: I can't help but feel that's racist...

Example 2

The three little pigs and goldilocks and the three bears are all examples of The Rule of Three in fairy tales

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