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Smashing the bard- a term used by super nerds or D&D players that refers to masturbation
Johnny got grounded because his mom caught him smashing the bard
Two men with facial scruff who make out or a guy with scruff licking pussy with scruff. This can also be true for a scruffy ass being licked by a person with a beard (man, woman, or trans). This will likely make one party want to trim up in hopes to avoid the transmitting of bugs.
Synonym: bumper scruffs
Example: two santas playing bumper scruffs on the beach
Hey Mike, when you partook in beard smashing last night, did you avoid his crabs?
The point during sex were the women is about to orgasm, when she says "I'm cumming" the male pulls out his dick and beats the living shit out of her clit till her pussy litteraly exsploeds.
You won't like me when I'm angry "clit smash"
The act of getting your rear end rear ended by a large newzealander
Did you hear what happened to andrew?
Yea i heard he really regretted his kiwi smash
Making boomer stock manipulation firms lose millions as they get crushed by the MOASS.
These GME leaps are going to be smashing lemons until there’s not a single drop of Andrew juice Left.
To give a lady a jolly good seeing to.
I'm off out tonight, pull a bird and smash a pasty.