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When you are receiving fellatio (oral sex) and ejaculate into your partners mouth. Smoke a Newport cigarette afterwards.
That bitch just gave me a neck bone special!
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For when you're launching the full scale invasion of a country, however are too much of a pussy to call it what it is
Damn, Russia's Special Military Operation is surely going badly this past few weeks!
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A common summer drink consisting of UV Blue, lemonade, and Sprite or 7 Up. It is frequently served at Fourth of July parties, garnished with a red cherry and white dixie cup (to uphold the red, white, and blue theme of the holiday).
Martin and Kendra got really trashed and made some awesomely-bad decisions after drinking The Blue Light Special all night at the Fourth of July party.
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One of the best possible pranks you can pull on someone who gets too drunk and falls asleep at a party. Various forms are possible but depend largely on the pre-existing haircut, the position the recipient has passed out in, how unconscious they are and the hair cutting devices available.
The classic is the bowl cut - hair above the ears is left untouched, hair below the ears is badly shaved down to about number 2. Ths should ideally be lopsided with a meander at the back of the head for maximum "specialness".
nb. it is a mortal sin to pull this prank on a woman due partly to the fact that all women everywhere will feel such sympathy for her that you will never get laid again, but mostly because women should never, ever have short hair.
Dude 1: Urgh, where am I? What time is it?
Dude 2: *Laughs uncontrollably*
Dude 1: (touching head) What? Huh? Why's my head shaved? Where's the mirr... A FUCKING SPECIAL NEEDS HAIRCUT??
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After pigging out on Chinese Buffets and Fast Food, a Jeff Daniels' Special is the intense bowl evacuation you experience at the end of the day. It is a Dumb and Dumber Reference.
Dude, I pigged out all day on bad food and was subsequently punished with a ripe Jeff Daniels' Special.
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Australian slang term for a hot and wet thunderstorm during the summer months. These thunderstorms hit almost exactly the same time (4pm) every day during the october/november period.
The storms and terminology have fallen out of use recently due to the evil boogeyman known as "global warming"
"Is that thunder?"
"Ya, it's 4 O'clock"
"4 O'clock special then?"
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A girl you would gladly bang provided you had a brown bag to cover up her face. Also known as a butter face.
This bar is full of brown bag specials tonight. Sheeeeshhhh!
I had to use a pillow case for the brown bag special I took home last night. He body was smokin’ but her pocked face looked like it got blasted with buckshot.
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