el ninja

pronounced "el neeeeeeeeennnjaaaaaaaaaaah!",
it describes a member of elite cult of hyperactive persian criminal masterminds based in Houston Texas.

Ninjas couldn't storm the house because of poison gas, but an el ninja tore the fucking place apart!

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Ninja Creamy

When you stick it in it in the ass and cum before they noticed

I ninja creamy this bitch last night

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The Big Ninja

Is what AIDS or HIV is referred to in a jail or prison.

Inmate A says to inmate B- " Hey watch out for that dude... he's got The Big Ninja.

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Ninja Cum

Ninja Cum (verb) is the wholesome act opon which a man sneaks behinde a unknowing victim (usually female) to simulate the characteristics of a ninja. Than proceeds to ejaculate over the unknowing victim,

then vanish to avoid atention of the victim to the next target.

Example

Guy1: "Dude, you should totally ninja cum that chick over there!"

Guy2: **Sneaks to unknowing victim then ejaculates all over her then get away without being noticed**

Her: "Like OMG WTF, Who just cummed all over meeee!"

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Ninja Walk

Walking in a crouched position as if to hide an erection.

The other day I was ninja walking around the grocery store to make people think I had a hard on.

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Ninja Driving

driving at night without one's lights on. sluts often use this when trying to sneak home.

"my parents are in bed, good thing I mastered ninja driving."

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Ninja Test

A tough and difficult challenge that involves personal risk and you need to be skillful to complete it.
Often entails suffering a degree of pain.

The scene: A shear crag with rocks and the sea below.

Dave: Come on Peter lets go scuba diving down there.

Peter: Are you crazy? We'd need mountain gear to climb down plus all the that scuba gear weighs a ton.

Dave: No we don't man, it'd be a true ninja test for us!

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