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A Bus Sock is a term used by touring production crews (a.k.a Roadies) to define a sock used to contain ejaculate from having illicit wanks on the tour bus. The use of a bus sock avoids having to dispose of tissues (wank rags) or collecting wanker's crisps in the bunk of the tour bus, as the Bus Sock can simply be reused until the bus arrives at its destination and then thrown into the laundry.
My bus sock is very crispy and needs washing out.
Rory thought he was being smart by using a bus sock instead of tissues, but the whole bus knew he was knocking one out anyway.
Expression used to imply a person with low intelligence or feeble minded; can also be used to describe a foolish act. Generally used to provide a negative response to a harebrained question.
Son: Dad may I go to the shore this weekend with Suzy?
Dad: What do you think I just got done driving a bus on the boulevard?
Getting somewhere on foot. An allusion to David Cameron's flagship policy in which people are expected to provide local services themselves, rather than local government.
"I'm taking the Big Society bus home" - Walking home.
Annoying somebody on a bus by picking apart the seats and throwing bits of the fluff at them.
Guy: Hey Ellen guess what?
Girl: What?
(Guy then throws countless amounts of Bus Fluff at her)
Similar to “the bus driver”
A sexual act in which a penis haver sticks their left thumb into a vagina havers anus and participates in back shots, while holding a knife to the throat. *knife may be interchanged with other weapons such as: fire arms*
Ryan: “hey Amanda can I come over and hijack the bus?”
What you call a slut hat has had sex with literally every guy you know. She is now so loose that she only allows busses into her vagina
That slut is just reserved bus parking