J-unit

Short for Jesus Unit. Something the head of LDS Church of Christ (on 10th street) in Salt Lake City came up with. It's supposed to make the missionaries that go out and harrass high schoolers seem hip

Mormon1: C'mon guys lets go out and convert all those nonbelivers with our little minibibles!
Mormon2: Then we can come back here and drink lemonade and listen to yellow card!
ALl: J-j-j-j-J-UNhiT!

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PB&J

pussy breaker Jealous, after you have a long night with your girl and your girl have to go to the hospital because becuase you had sex for 3 hours or longer.

i had sex with my girl and now she is in the hospital way is that well because im a PB&J don't you wish you was one lol.

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j/f/a

Just Fucking Around

A twist-off of j/k (Just Kidding)

Guy: That's cold, man!
Me: Relax, dude i'm j/f/a

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j-bro

derogatory only in that we could never remember his name.

a.k.a. "Jay", then "'bro", then " J-BRO", "j- b-dub" (jbw), " j-b dub-stylee" (when a sound engineer for ska / reggae band), and "jim-bo".
original response from said character in 1995, "dude, my name is Jim! ..... Uhh..., you know?... James?!

J- bro has been the contraction for at least one male who's name begins with a j and who's name doesn't match up with his face, causing confusion with more than one drunken musician in Boston, while auditioning guitarists in 1995.

" hey j, i can't hear my kick drum" (turn the guitar down)
" j-bro, when are YOU gonna buy some beers?"
"j-b-dub! doin' sound at t.t.'s tonight?"
"Iree!!! dub stylin' j-b-dub's in the house tonight!"
".. whatch you godda do is relax jim-bo!"

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Shaz j

The coolest pimp ever! he is so sweet! best 8 pack- u know it! luv u~Kacia

I love Shaz like a fat kid love cake : . )

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J-Moo

1. A term used to grab peoples atention.
2. A term used when bored.
3. A term used to grab atention when bored.
4. An adjective that can be used for anything.

1. "J-Moo!!!" "Dude, whats up with you?"
2. "J-Moo."
3. "J-Moo!!!" "Dude, were you bored or somthing?"
4. "Hey, your lookin prety J-Moo today." "Thanks" or "Dude, your cellphone is J-Moo!"

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Kief J

A joint rolled entirely of kief. Also known as a KJ or K-Joint.

"Yo man lets go smoke this Kief J I just rolled!"
"Ok, Im gonna get ripped as fuck of that kief!"

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