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Mexican JumpingJack

When you do jumping jacks with your girl, or guy laying between your legs and you take a shit while doing them.

Chico decided he had to take a shit but also wanted to excercise. And sayra was having some mean cravings for some mexican chocolate! So chico decided a Mexican Jumpingjack would suit both of them.

by ChicoTheJumpingShitter June 25, 2010

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mexican mouth

One who can eat many spicy foods without stopping and enjoys eating them.

Did u see how much salsa JΓΊan ate?

Ya he sure has a real mexican mouth

by Mexican Mouth June 27, 2014

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ancient mexican

an ancient Mexican is a older Mexican.

"dang, dude your an ancient Mexican"
"Porque?"

by daddy508 December 7, 2016

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Mexican Straw

Derivative of the Mexican Space Shuttle.
The long narrow vent tube that protrudes out from the fecal containment area theough the roof of a port-o-potty.

Hey asshole! Go take a draw off the Mexican Straw!

by spydor the provydor September 20, 2008

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mexican touch

The elusive touch of a Mexican citizen

Bro #1: Fam, chill. Don't get your nasty ass Mexican touch on me .
Bro#2 (Mexican): Nize it I just had tacos they be smellin' fresh af

by Bro 25 January 24, 2016

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Doing a Mexican

Sitting or lazing around all day in barely no clothes, normally whilst indulging yourself in a lot of (normally spicy) foods.

Dave: Hey Paul, you do much yesterday?
Paul: Nah not really just spent the day Doing a Mexican.
Dave: Now thats sounds like a day well spent.

by Jon_Dowe January 18, 2012

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mexican son

A child most of the time male. Dislikes his nationality and immediately wanting to end his life or becoming an Asian. Asians rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish I was Korean. I hate being a Mexican son.

by Mexican son June 26, 2014

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