Ring Bling

A ring

People go for a Hi5:
Person 1: "Oh man, i can't... you gonna hurt me with your ring bling!"

Killing a cow with an Onion Ring

Doing something Unreasonable; trying for something that will never happen

Guy1: I'm gonna ask suzzie to the Prom
Guy2: Your just killing a cow with an onion ring dude. That will never happen.

Texas Ring Pop

When a man takes a mouth full of pop rocks and spits them into a woman's anus. He then inserts his penis for the popping sensation

My neighbor accepted my gift of a Texas ring pop

red ring of deth

the best thing xbox invented

turtwig NS:i just got a xbox

iHasModmanHD:woo wana play online?

turtwig NS: no i just got red ring of deth

iHasModmanHD: omg mee too

i <3 my xbox bitch!

Grunt Ring

Ring around the dick head

Every man has a grunt ring around his dick head

Kissing the holy ring

Bestowing a kiss upon the anus,. Usually used in description of a fawning subservient befoore their assumed master.

It was interesting to watch a member of HM government kissing the holy ring of a middle east dictator.

Ring The Gong

It is about to go down? Then it’s time to ring the gong. It is an expression that completely captures the essence of intensity and adrenaline.

Ricky: Bill we saw your girlfriend Lucy flirting with some Italian guy at the bar

Bill: What’s the address

Mike: Oh shit. Ring the gong!