When someone unexpectedly sends you nudes without you asking for them.
I was just texting her and suddenly I got this slutty surprise
When you bring a fat girl home drunk, and then she gets on top of you when you wake up.
these bacon bits are gonna turn me into a walrus surprise
A sex act in which a guy gives anal to a chick on her period and then vaginally penetrates her before coming in her mouth.
Omg I got a strawberry chocolate surprise while I was banging my pharmacist.
when someone vents without permission - normally out of nowhere
W: “dude, J surprise vented again when i woke up from my nap earlier this afternoon”
M: “no way are you okay?”
W: “surprise venting sucks!”
When one shits into a condom, freezes it overnight, and shoves it up someone's anus without their permission or knowing about it until after the shit has been charged inside them.
I gave my girlfriend the Alaskan Surprise; I thought it was funny, but she hasn't talked to me in days.
Same as a normal sock surprise, however, it is done with a used sock and going commando. The resulting odor can be used as either an aphrodisiac or as a way to disorientate your new friend.
guy 1: Did you pull off that sock surprise last night?
guy 2: You bet!...but I did a dirty sock surprise. As soon as I pulled that magic out and she caught a whiff, it was as if candles lit the room and kenny g played played a single breath solo...she didn't care about the size of my penis anymore, love was in the air!
1. A sexual situation wherein a woman is taken home by a man and blindfolded. The man then removes the blindfold to reveal his friends standing around her in a semicircle.
2. A Brigandine tactic where Dryst gets Dimensioned into a circle of hydras, whereupon he gets the beatdown.
The college dropout rate for females is rising severely, due in no small part to the rising popularity of the hydra surprise.