cat's crack

To make a complete mess of something, to fail miserably to achieve your objectives.

WIFE: Did the furniture arrive from IKEA last night?
HUSBAND: Yes.
WIFE: Was my fold-away bed couch with built-in foot spa there?
HUSBAND: Yes.
WIFE: Ooooh!! Will you assemble it for me?
HUSBAND: I started on it last night, but I made a cat's crack of it.

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Crack-a-Cola

Coca-Cola, but sort of clever and street.

Dave: Hey dawg, can yo grab me some Crack-a-Cola from dat vending machie right theyuh?

Jeff: Dude, you're white.

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cracked back

(v.) Feeling tore up, exhausted.
(adv.)Not caring about your appearance to others or yourself.
(adj.)Being so high off of dope that your eyelids are peeled back into your face.

That lady looks like she hasn't slept or bathed in a month. She looks cracked back! Go holla at her, G.

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nerve crack

A nerve crack is when someone has given up on everything, maybe because chronic and unresolved grief; unemployment; academic, occupational, and social stress; and ; deception from a loved one; and other sudden major life changes.

Mannnn!, I'm having a nerve crack " Cause its very hard to take a decisions , should i or should not , and why?

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Crack Attack

-(kræk-əˈtæk)-

The Phsycological and physical experience of "over doing it" or over dosing on a synthetic cannaboid or similar synthetic compound. The term was invented after an experince resulting in -
*vivid intense unstoppable hallucinations, both audio and visual.
*rapid heart beat.
*extreme anxiety and fear of death.
*difficulty with motor functions including eye movement and arms.

-and many more symptoms, all felling as if in his own hell. The one responsible for creating the word quickly became addicted to JWH compounds and related blends ,Thus referring to the white or off-white powder that he free based as, "crack" and the feeling of overdosing as a, "crack attack".

LONG STORY SHORT-people in a wide area began to use the term crack attack when synthetic cannaboids or similar blend commonly made users have an experience similar to a sever anxiety attack during a nightmare,usually due to an improper dose.

1."Dude dont touch me man (gasp gasp) im having a crack attack"
2."Im never smoking blend again i had a crack attack the other day"
3.Jeffery did sythetic and had a crack attack at school he looked like he was about to die"

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crack rat

Crack rat is an anti-hero. Nemesis and long time enemy of crime fighting secret agent Rasatamouse and the 'Easy Crew'.

Crack rats mission is to spread hate and bad things.

We were just chilling by the pyramid stage then Crack rat showed up and everything went crazy.

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Crack Yarn

When you're so poor from doing crack that you need to make your clothes out of stolen yarn.

Did you see that crazy crack yarn down on court four with the black sox!

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