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when someone opens the car door and pushes a friend onto the road while holding on to them, the road will give the person a horrible rub burn on their balls.
friend: lets give this dude a road sack
other friend: alright bro
me: AAAHHHH
Twerking in the middle of a road while cars pass you.
That dude is road twerking.
The reason behind why you feel unbelievably hungover. A night spent with Peebles (Rak) and Ali (Ruane) will definitely leave you wonder what the hell hit you in the liver with the force of a small, localised atom bomb.
“I feel like I’m trying to recover from a fucking autopsy!”
“Well, that’ll happen when you end up on the road to Rak and Ruane!”
Cecil: "Oh my god, I would run my beefsteak through Russell Crowe in a flash - is he A Gay?"
Jack: "No way dude, he's as straight as a roman road"
Super gluing a floor and wheels to the bottom of an innertube, tying it to the back of a truck, and riding in it.
We decided to go road tubing with water pistols.
The strip of hair that connects your belly button to the package of happiness...
Wow David, your road of happiness is so narrow!