flying moose knuckle

its when a obeast bitch skydives and lands on someone and they get sucked up her vag cat.

OMS, did you see that guy get the flying moose knuckle?
can he breathe?
whered he go?

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flying cheese steak

put a girl on a swing. you push her and when she comes back you sneeze on her. you then wipe the snot all over her.

man i was at the park yesterday and this bitch was gettin on my nerves so i gave a flying cheese steak

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pigs don't fly

a phrase meaning "normal" and "civilized" (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do.

a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learned the basics of electricity, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts admonishing him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.

son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no?

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pigs don't fly

A phrase meaning : normal and civilized- however one is to define these terms- people don't behave the way you do.

A boy comes home from physical sciences class and starts putting scissors in the electric plug.

His mother: James, is this f-sag? What are you doing? Pigs don't fly you silly.

James: it's not f-sag, it's to impress my physics teacher.

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yung fly foo

steadygeeked always fly i ❤️ 🔥 weed and bad bittys always 10 steps ahead i fein for my ex draco geo rivera imma ⭐️ n a genie u might get blessed if u come across me smoking 2 blunts i ❤️ 🔥 gucci mane & bun b i cuss out foreign bitches 4/20 i ❤️ 🔥 car meets they so 😊 i ❤️ 🔥 thugs that gangsta in public & a sweetheart in private i keep everything 3hunna no amo thotties like sosa said foo 😮 SM☆KING BIG W☆☆DS 4/20 ❤️ 🔥 goth bitches who slit they wrist then lean come shootin out 😮 2 high 2 cheat my soul smell like weed i ❤️ 🔥 hood foo’s i ❤️ 🔥 bad bittys who know they the shit 1000
I miss u
I miss
I mi
I'm
I'm get
I'm getting
I'm getting high af

random foo: “you smoke 2 much yung fly foo”
yung fly foo: “you bitch 2 much”

Flying kangaroo kelly

When you wear spring shoes run through your house and dive into the air into a women in spread eagle position on the bed

“Yo I heard Brett flying kangaroo Kelly’d with Tegan!”
“Lucky ducky”

Flying Apple King

Most amazing person in the world. Often confused, but in an awesome way. Knows how to make people love him\her.

Hey, have you met nick?

Yeah, he's such a flying apple king!

I love him.