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Chris Paul

A Chris Paul is pulling a hamstring for game seven and letting your team down

Sorry I cant make the game I might have to do a Chris Paul

by ilikefajitas04 May 29, 2018

15๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chris Brown

An arrogant and horny 19 years old teenage boy who comes from Tappahannock (Virginia).
He talks about girls in ALL of his songs (yeah, all of them, NO exeption) and keeps repeating us how hot, how fly and how rich he is. He's not that hot, but has come to be the crush of most teenage girls nowdays for some reason.

But He's still an amazing dancer, he has one of the most beautiful voices of all r'nb/hip hop singers in this world

He's just incredibly talented and that's something you can't deny whether you like him or not

Chris Brown is known to be dating Rihanna

by Sugarfruitwist August 28, 2008

62๐Ÿ‘ 173๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chris Hansen

A child molester.
Pedophile catching pedophile.

A - Is chris hansen pedophile ?
B - Yes ofcourse.

by Chris hacker January 11, 2010

38๐Ÿ‘ 101๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chris Crocker

The New Christ a.k.a. The coolest video blogger alive. This dude not only has fabulous hair and millions of fans for you to be jealous of, but he is SMART and fashionable. He's a loyal Britney fan. So there. Be jealous. Go down some haterade and be a fattie. Chris Crocker will still pwn.

C: Omg, did you see the new Chris Crocker video?

C: YEA! HE IS AWESOME! I love his hairflip! Betch please!

by CALL ME, CHRIS September 19, 2007

95๐Ÿ‘ 292๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chris Jericho

the worlds biggest assclown

you heard what Chris Jericho said no I change the channel whenever that assclown is on

by m0n1ng July 22, 2009

60๐Ÿ‘ 175๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chris Acaster

Chris Acaster, is the bass player for Vultures In Vivid Colours.
Known For wearing Skinny Jeans and Hi-top trainers.
He also does the in-Famous Lawnmower Mosh when at gigs!

He is also Massive!
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Who's Chris Acaster?
Oh he's the bassist from Vultures in vivid colours.
Oh himmmm!

by Spokky Man February 7, 2009

4๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chris Lopez

Chris Lopez is a fictional businessman and politician who resides in Los Santos, a city featured in GTA V. He is shown to be very hypocritical, corrupt and mischievous. Heโ€™s often involved in illicit activities while serving in public office, and manages to cover it up. Chris is also involved in questionable business practices.

He works for a company in the city when heโ€™s not in politics. The company has ties to the pornography industry and is regularly involved in illicit activities as well. He started work for the company as a cab driver, and quickly went through the ranks, eventually landing the spot of COO. He assists the company with crimes, despite being a former police officer, the reason for this is unknown.

Chris is always looking for any ways to gain more power and influence, even sometimes going through unethical ways of achieving that. He started gaining even more power when he first got involved into politics, and that has kept going ever since. Everyone seems to be oblivious to his corruption, no matter how blatant it is. Perhaps most people just donโ€™t care or they somehow havenโ€™t noticed.

However, some people do attack him for corruption, but he profusely denies the accusations every time theyโ€™re brought up. The American people side with Chris most of the time and he makes the accusers look ridiculous. He goes to great lengths to cover up his corruption, such as bribing authorities or having people killed. He makes Richard Nixonโ€™s reputation look amazing.

Michael: โ€œHey, did you see what happened to Chris?โ€
Frank: โ€œChris Lopez? Yeah. That fucker got what he deserved, this wouldnโ€™t have happened if the people listened to me sooner!โ€

by ChrisLopezLS July 17, 2019

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