When attempting to perform a Dutch oven on your partner and you inadvertently shit the bed in the process.
Dude! Last night I tried to give Laura a Dutch oven but instead she got a Russian Soup Kitchen!
That feeling of being so full after you eat a big bowl of soup
I can’t run the 5k, I’m souped.
synonym to tired, slumped, etc.
person 1: damn man practice was hard
person 2: i know dude, i’m souped
The act of dropping a super loose dump. Not diarrhea, not a fully formed log, we are talking fcking soup.
Dude, after that amazing veggie dinner last night, I almost souped in my pants. Nearly didn't make it to the can.
For something or someone to get destroyed beyond recognition
Person 1:oh you missed the game?
2:yea I had to go to the bathroom.
1: oh, it was awesome. That one Pichu main got absolutely souped.
2: lol