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Janky turd is a term commonly used in BMX bike circles to describe a shitty BMX bike. The term was started on the BMX Museum.
That new Quadangle bike is such a janky turd! two of the four bolt holes in stem are threaded at an angle, bearings in bb are notchy, cranks are bent, chain looks like it was spray painted in driveway by my 8 year old nephew, freewheel and hub failed before i reached end of street. Fuckin janky turd!
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A member of Texas A&M University's Corps of Cadets. Most likely to fling horse poo at members of an opposing school's Marching Band. Sometimes seen using a sabre to defend Kyle Field's "sacred" playing surface from SMU Cheerleaders. Like to grab their nuts and squeeze them to feel the pain that the football team is experiencing. Like to sport military haircuts and be a part of a pretend Army.
Hey man, did you see that dude grabbing his nuts on TV? He must be a Corp Turd!
If you're a Red Raider, you better not let a Corp Turd catch you walking on the grass at the Memorial Student Center, or else they'll beat you up.
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A modular storage device attached to triathlete saddles to allow for in-race fecal collection, especially useful in Clydesdale categories
I hope I finish this race soon, I've just topped off my turd tank.
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Definition: A *MASSIVE* turd of high density, weight, and size. It resembles an Orbital Ballistic Projectile, which is a GIANT rod of metal (often Tungsten) launched from a satellite orbiting the planet. Due to the extraordinary amount of kinetic energy that builds up as it falls to earth, when they impact, these OBPs can have the same power as a nuclear weapon minus the fallout. This type of poop may need a super plunger or a toilet snake if they become lodged within the pipes. They usually also hurt like hell. It may take hours for the stench of an OBP Turd to clear from a bathroom.
Steve: "Dude, you alright in there?"
Josh: "I don't know dude, I just unleashed an O.B.P. Turd in your toilet."
Steve: "Is it broken?"
Josh: "No, it's still in one piece."
Steve: "I meant my toilet..."
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1. Someone who is extremely annoying and proceeds to annoy by engaging in such activities as saying your name twenty-three times n a row to get your attention.
2. Someone who finds pleasure in gargling a turd.
1. What is you're problem! You have followed me for the past 2 minutes you turd-gargler!
2. Whoa, is Matthew a turd-gargler?
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Flesh Turd- The newborn offspring of shitty parents. The parents often attempt to force pictures of their shiny new turd on to anyone with open eyes.
S.Parent- "Little billy is just the cutest!" *Shoves picture in your face*
HappyPerson- "Ew, no one wants to see your flesh turd!"
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verb; the act of snorting, sniffing, or sucking nerds out of another person's anus, ass crack, or general rectal area
i heard that jamal is a real freak he went to that girl's house the other day to go nerd turding
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