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1. A Belgian waffle topped with a drizzle of the remaining contents of a douche bag.
2. That cheese dick mother fucker whom cuts you off in traffic, honks horn, drives too slow, or just plain looks like a assjacker. (i.e. Harris of kades)
Mmmm. A douche waffle sure would hit the spot right at this very moment...said nobody ever. Or, people who shoot 14 year old kids are douche waffles.
A text message in the shape of a waffle. #
He was totally eating that #. (waffle text)
Someone who is emotionally and/or sexually confused;
Someone who mistreats fiiiine ladies
fiiiiine Girl 1: Wow that guy is such a d-bag!
fiiiiine Girl 2: Nah he's just a waffle crotch.
When your stretch jeans start to ripple or “waffle” in the areas that are continually stretched ie. the crotch and the knees.
His jeans have got serious waffle crotch going on
The feeling one gets after consuming large amounts of waffle at Waffle House.
George felt sufficiently Waffle Housed after his evening spent at the establishment.
a person who really fucking sucks
"I just saw Dan kick a puppy."
"Not surprised; I always thought he was kinda a waffle dick."
Flaking out on plans
Anthony, you better not waffle out on our plans like you did last time.