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When you provide a female a damp cloth to clean herself after giving fellatio
You're about to give that ho a wet rag, don't you?
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A more twisted version of the wet willy. It's executed by spitting on your own penis, and then insert said penis into an unsuspecting victim's ass.
"I really wasn't expecting him to give me a wet wally when my pants were down... it hurt for a week."
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That someone who you are attracted to but really pisses you off.
Fucking hell Jennifer Owen is such a wet breakfast!
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When a lumberjack has sloppy sex with a woman or man involving oral explosion.
mario had a wet beard after slopping on andres.
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(refering to the penis) When a male becomes so heavily intoxicated that his penis is not able to become erect. The penis therefore resembles limp "wet speghetti".
A man has about 15 beers and convinces a young woman to come to his cadillac. They both take off their clothes and are ready to engage in sexual activity. However, the guy cannot seem to get his penis hard. The man suffered from Wet Speghetti.
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the act of spluging in an ear of the same sex. than sticking ur member in the ear and twisting it back and forth.
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verb: To grasp or touch something with
a wet hand.
Usually refers to the handling
of delicate electronic
equiptment or communication
devices by the poor bastards
who live their lives on-call
and are required to always be
at least within arm's-reach of
said devices 24/7.
"I wet-handed my cellphone when I took
a call coming out of the shower this
morning, now it's locked up on me."
-or-
"Keep on cracking-wise with me buddy,
and I'll wet-hand your stinkin'
Blackberry most Ricky-tick!
Believe Dat!"
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